roses are red
violets are blue
will you make out with me
no why are you running away
- my step dad: does this camisole need to be washed?
- mom: yes
- step dad: are you impressed that i used the word camisole?
- mom: oh most definitely
- step dad: i've been waiting to use that word in a sentence for years
- mom: oh really now
- step dad: yeah, it makes me feel like a fashion guru or something
